About

Elliott Lam has no business doing reviews of any sort, but he needs to write, goddamn it, and this is a fun way to do it

10/10 Reviews

There’s always something to like so every score is a 10/10

Wellington-Based

I find Wellington the easiest place to review things because I live in it

Everything is in-bounds

I’ll review anything in Wellington, from coffee to theatre to sports

I’m not here to sway opinions

My review philosphy is that there’s an audience for everything. I seek to find that audience for everything I review.

I tend to stray away from negative opinions and instead try to analyse what makes something great!

Literally No-one

“Elliott’s reviews are a guide at best. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about for the most part, but at least that makes his reviews relatable.“

Free Reviews

I don’t even put ads on this thing! I might in future, but probably not! Actually, I’ve decided I won’t. So there.

Healthy and Sustainable Reviews

I’m just one guy and I don’t want to burn out, so I do probably two of these a week.

Solid Approval

I recommend things I love, and try to point that things I don’t in the direction of the people that would. Everybody wins!