Author: Elliott

  • Cheesy Brisket Jam Slam – Wilson Barbeque Willis Lane

    Cheesy Brisket Jam Slam – Wilson Barbeque Willis Lane

    There’s an ancient proverb that has guided mankind for millennia. The everlasting wisdom of ‘Go Big or Go Home’. The Cheesy Brisket Jam Slam doesn’t know the way home. That massive deep-fried block is mac ‘n’ cheese. The pieces of brisket are huge, stringy slices that lay out of the bun like Enjolras in the… Read more

  • The Saucy Bird – Scopa

    The Saucy Bird – Scopa

    I love a parm chicky, or, as the Italians call it, Pollo alla Australiana. I assume you do you. It’s pure human instinct to love fried chicken and cheese. Now imagine that as a burger. Sauce, chicken, cheese, even pesto. The Saucy Bird’s got it all. It’s a burger that plays off itself really well.… Read more

  • Slow Burn – Egmont St Eatery

    Slow Burn – Egmont St Eatery

    As far as ‘simple’ burgers go, Egmont’s got something really spicy going on over here. This is the Slow Burn, a burger with great execution on a clean vision: what if cheeseburger but spicy? The beef is well smashed and crispy, the onions softened just enough to be tasty, but maintain that crunchy bite. The… Read more

  • Fancy-Free Cheesy – Pickle & Pie

    Fancy-Free Cheesy – Pickle & Pie

    I wasn’t supposed to have this one. It was just meant to be a quick coffee and a talk about craft with a friend and they sat us in a position where I could peer into the kitchen and witness the grilltop where literally hundreds of these burgers were being slung. I found myself gazing… Read more

  • Mac ‘N’ Cheeks – 1154

    Mac ‘N’ Cheeks – 1154

    There’s a cheat code in the Wellyott culinary experience and it’s called truffle. Truffle mash, truffle sauce, truffle mac ‘n’ cheese. It’s an instant-win button that any cook can hit at any time to make me go bonkers for whatever dish they put in front of me. 1154 have smashed that button. The Mac ‘N’… Read more

  • A Little Piggy – Totō

    A Little Piggy – Totō

    I love it when a product is created for a specific purpose in the market it finds itself in. Totō knows that there’s almost 200 other burgers it has to compete with, but it knows what its core customer base loves. A half-foot tall stacker isn’t going to work in a café that primarily serves… Read more

  • Lambtastic – St Johns Bar & Eatery

    Lambtastic – St Johns Bar & Eatery

    When I think of a messy burger, I think of sauces dripping down my hands, bun tearing apart under the moisture. I think of sogginess and inhalation of meat before it can slip through my fingers. The St Johns has done with Lambtastic is a completely new kind of mess and I’m super here for… Read more

  • Lizzie

    Lizzie

    Lizzie did nothing wrong. In the middle of Winter, there are two brutal axe murders going on at the Circa Theatre every night. You should absolutely go see a couple. Lizzie presented by WITCH Music Theatre, produced by Ben & Joshua Tucker-Emerson, is a high-energy histo-remix that centres around the real-life murders of Andrew and… Read more

  • Bao Gochu Crazy – Chow

    Bao Gochu Crazy – Chow

    There’s not nearly enough Korean Fried Chicken in Wellington. Like, there’s the odd 치맥 around town, but nothing that really makes me want to don plastic gloves and stuff my face until it’s smeared with so much sauce, I can’t tell where my lips end. The Bao Gochu Crazy by Chow captures that feeling perfectly.… Read more

  • Juicy Loosie – Loosies Superette

    Juicy Loosie – Loosies Superette

    It’s often not that your food fights back. And fair enough. You paid good money, and you’re putting a lot of pressure on it to be good. In a festival of burgers, it’s hard to be a standout amongst all the fancy places with more resources than yourself, and it can all just get to… Read more